What My Mother Taught Me:
TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
"Because I said so, that's why."
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
"Keep laughing and I'll *give* you something to cry about."
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
"You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
"Stop acting like your father!"
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do!"